|Inside this building the SF Beer Week Opening Gala is about to begin|
I start speed walking through the damp chaos of late afternoon San Francisco. The drizzle stops and cutting through a residential area, a couple women in their 30's get out of a car. One looks right at me, and says "O-H". Why is she talking to me? Suddenly, I realize she's seen my Ohio State hat, and I blurt out "I-O" in response Seems she went to Ohio State, too. I press on. I consider putting in my will to be buried with this OSU hat. The image of my elderly corpse, lying in a casket with a bright red OSU cap on my head jumps into my mind.
It starts to rain hard, and I duck into a small coffee shop called The Underground to escape the rain, get something to eat, and charge up my phone. Heading back outside with only a few blocks to go, I remind myself to start by drinking the low abv beers first at the gala, to make sure in I pace myself. Just like a race.
I take my place in line the winds around the Fort Mason building complex, the line staying close to the buildings so the awnings shelter everyone from the rain. Everyone around me is talking to each other. I manage to strike up a conversation with the people behind me without coming across as some weird, lonely guy. I mention my wife back home to help deliver that point.
The line starts moving forward and I'm in! I grab my tasting glass, walk around and see Peter Estaniel in front of the Hermitage Brewing stand. He talks up their barrel aged Sour Pumpernickel Rye Ale, which sounds kind of weird but I don't resist when he pours a very generous sample into my glass. Wow, it's got everything: sour, spice, some oak, lots of smooth maltiness. It's also got 11% abv and my low alcohol plans haven't gotten off to a good start.
|The folks at Hermitage Brewing|
Bison Brewing is pouring Kermit the Hop, an innovative organic beer I've long wanted to try. A slender woman with short hair dyed lavender fills my glass, and says "Go Buckeyes! O-H!". I realize that must be Ashley Routson, aka The Beer Wench who also went to Ohio State. A bit startled, I smile and cheer back "I-O". After a couple more "Go Buckeyes" between us, I move aside so the person behind me can get his glass filled. Kermit the Hops has all sorts of wonderful hop flavors, an attribute rarely found in organic beers. It also has something like 9.5% abv and my "start slow" plans are really starting to go out the window.
I drop by Half Moon Bay Brewing's stand and find Maverick's CEO Steve Morgan, and introduce myself. A consummate Northern California net worker, he wants to introduce me to a couple people, but none of them are around. He's quite gracious about a couple of recent articles on Maverick's I wrote, and raves about Half Moon Bay's new Imperial IPA, which has something like 139 ibus, and of course, encourages me to try some. It's an amazing feat of brewing, very drinkable and in balance with it's own hop character. Some how all that bitterness doesn't come across as aggressive, and at something like 8% abv, doesn't seem very boozy either.
Steve introduces me to the Brewmaster of Hop Dogma, which has a small tap room in Half Moon Bay, at the next door stand. His name is a Dan something-or-rather and Steve urges me to try his Imperial Stout that won some big award at a beer competition in Bend, OR. I can see why it won, it's a great Imperial Stout. It checks in a 10.4% abv and my "start slow" plan is officially dead. I tell Dan I'll need to check out their small tap room in Half Moon Bay and move on.
Steve Donohue of Santa Clara Valley Brewing is holding court nearby. Everyone knows Steve. I ask him how his brewery construction and, responding like every brewer I ask this question to, he takes a deep breath and starts muttering about permits. He tells me "You ought to swing by the place sometime." I think I will before not too long.
Berkeley's Rare Barrel is pouring some Raspberry Sour that sounds delicious. At 6.5% abv, it seems like a good direction to go. It's excellent.
Next up, Discretion Brewing in Santa Cruz. (OK,it's actually located in Soquel, close enough.) With my low alcohol strategy officially blown, I ask for the Wheat Wine, a smooth wheat ale at 9-10% abv. I ask the guy filling my glass, "When can I get bottles of your stuff in San Jose." He shrugs and says, "Well, right now, we're planning to distribute just in Santa Cruz. I don't know when we'd get to San Jose." I get the feeling it will be a long while before Discretion ever shows up in San Jose.
Moseying around the hall, enjoying the Wheat Wine, I'm startled to see fellow beer runner Brian Yaeger down from Portland. We chat for a few minutes. He can't get over how many new breweries are in the hall he's never even heard of. We talk less about beer, and more about our families before moving on our separate ways.
The inevitable time to use the restroom has arrived, Walking to the back of the hall, a couple sees me and whoops "Go Buckeyes, National Champions!". Turns out they went to OSU and we talk about beating Oregon in the National Championship Game.
Bladder depleted, the next beer is something from Wood Brewing. On a hand written index cards, are tap listings like a Pale Ale and IPA. Then, I spot a tap labelled "Honey with locally foraged herbs". Intrigued, I ask for that. I joke with the lady pouring it, "Did you just walk into Golden Gate Park and grab a bunch of herbs off the ground?" Her non-answer to the question suggests that's exactly what happened. Then, she sees my Ohio State cap and says, "Oh, I lived a year in Columbus." As for the beer itself, it's light with a very menthol character. No abv is listed. I just hope it is low.
I bump into fellow South Bay beer writer Andy Lee and chat about our favorite beers of the evening so far. We exchange telephone numbers and talk about meeting up some place for a pint or two. As is often the case, we cheerfully acknowledge it might be another year before this happens despite our initial enthusiasm.
There were a few other beer samples that evening, but I honestly don't remember too much about them. I look down at my watch and see it's 9 o'clock. My head is starting to hurt, another beer sounds like the worst thing in the world and even if I tried to choke one down, my heavily coated tongue wouldn't detect a single flavor. I fill my glass up with water and stand in a corner to recharge my phone so it still has some life.
A large room filled with 2,000 people drinking beer for three hours becomes a very interesting place. People start bumping into each other much more often. Others quietly retreat to the back, sitting quietly in heavy silence trying to recover. The ambient festival noise and background music is increasingly punctuated with goofy laughter and loud high fives. Glasses begin falling out people's hands, smashing on the floor, eliciting boisterous cheers from the crowd. It doesn't always look accidental. It's 9:20, and now seems like a good time to get out.
Walking outside for a cab back to get back to the train station, none is in sight. I ask the security guy about a cab, and he says they start showing up at ten. I walk through the parking lot, looking for a cab. I raise my hand to hail an empty one, but it just continues to drive by. I keep walking and by this time I think "Screw the cab, I can make it to the station and catch the 10:40 train if I walk fast."
Walking hard through the damp dark yet lively streets of San Francisco the drizzle turns off and on to rain. I keep checking my watch and a mapping app on my phone, making sure I'm on course and still on time to catch the train. As I near the station, the winds start to really gust at times, and I grab my OSU cap to keep it from blowing off my head.
Making it to the station with 10 minutes to spare, I duck into the restroom, clutching the OSU hat in my hand before getting on the train. I text my wife about making the 10:40 train, settle into my chair, and shortly after the train rolls out into the night, fall asleep.
Waking up, I look outside and see we're Redwood City, half way home. Jolted, I put my hand on top of my head, and realize I'm not wearing my OSU hat. I stand up, look on the floor, the seat in front me,the seat behind me, and check my pockets a couple times. Not willing to accept the obvious reality, I check the floor and seats around me again a third time. My OSU hat is gone.